BUY ART ! BIG ART ! AS VAST AS YOUR HOUSE ART ! SPLASH OUT YOUR FILTHY CASH ! NEON LIGHT SOME WORTHY TRASH ! BASQUIAT YOUR BATHROOM ! LICHTENSTEIN YOUR LIVING ROOM ! CRANE SOME MOORE INTO THE YARD ! EMPLOY A PERFORMANCE GUARD ! BUY ART ! EXPENSIVE ART ! A GOLD AND DIAMOND SHOPPING CART! PAY MORE MONET THAN THE NEXT MAN ! JUST BECAUSE YOU GAUGUIN CAN ! A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY ! GIACOMETTI - KAHLO - KANDINSKY ! A FRAMED LETTER OF AUTHENTICITY ! GENTILESCHI - PICASSO - BOTTICELLI ! BUY ART ! CHEAP AS YOU LIKE ART ! BULK BUY IT DOWN AT WALMART ! ORDER SOME POP IN YOUR LUNCHTIME ! NEXT DEGAS DELIVERY WITH AMAZON PRIME ! IT'S ART FOR ART'S SAKE ! WORTH A FORTUNE OR MERELY A FAKE ! STICK IT IN YOUR FAMILY VAULT ! IT'S ONLY ART AND NOT YOUR FAULT ! BUY ART ! BIG ART ! BUY ART ! EXPENSIVE ART ! BUY ART ! CHEAP AS YOU LIKE ART ! BUY ART ! BUY ART ! BUY ART ! BYE BYE ART !
Chinese Girl by Vladimir Tretchikoff
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I lone that! Must buy it! 😉
The second stanza made me laugh. I have been accosted by a performance guard……..
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It was a plain old security guard until I made a last minute change. Gotta love those last minute changes, they often turn out to be the best lines!
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Yes, they do!
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Haha! I’ve just been reading about how ‘Abstract Art’ usurped traditional stuff only to then be usurped itself by today’s more favoured ‘Installation Art’. Bottom line is, if you don’t get it, you don’t get it!
PAY MORE MONET THAN THE NEXT MAN, I say really Colin love it!
I hope you are well and not going bonkers in these isolation days. I assume you get out and about down in your beautiful neck of the woods, or are there too many bloody townies creeping in?
Regards, Graham
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yes we’re all behaving ourselves quite well over here thanks Graham – it’s all the restless second-homers that are putting the fear of god into us! I think I was suffering a bout of cabin fever when I wrote this one but it made me chuckle so I guess it served a purpose! Hope you’re keeping relatively sane too. Only another unknown number of months to go and we’ll be back to normal – or in the next crisis . . .
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Love it!!
So glad to be back reading your work again my friend 🖤
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Thanks! so glad to have you back YLC 🙂
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Feels good to be back 😊🖤
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