Retriever

Throw the stick
Throw the stick
Throw the stick

Not in the fucking water
I’ll have to go and get it now
Fuck it’s cold
But it’s my stick
Bring it back and drop it at his feet

Wag my tail
Wag my tail
Wag my tail

Can’t stop wagging my fucking tail
Don’t let him think you just enjoyed that
Every day it’s the same palaver
Don’t throw it in the water
I’ll have to go get it again

Where’s it gone?
Where’s it gone?
Where’s it gone?

Turn around and swim back
Why’s he running up the beach?
Come back you fucking idiot
Can’t stop wagging my fucking tail
Not letting go of my stick

Drop it boy
Drop it boy
Drop it boy

GrrrrrIaintfuckingdroppingit
GrrrrrIcanttalkwithafuckingstickinmymouth
Fuck I dropped it
Now it’s covered in sand
Stop wagging your fucking tail

Woof woof
Woof woof
Woof woof

What did I do wrong now?
What d’you mean it’s time to go home?
So what if it’s fucking raining
Miserable bastard
Mmmm this shit smells good

woof….

wait for me…

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