MAYDAY !! MAYDAY !!

LOOK OUT !!
LOOK OUT !!
Red armies are on parade
Here they march
High kicks – high stakes
Red armies are everywhere

SALUTE !!
SALUTE !!
Ribbons and medals on display
Arrayed in braid
Heads to right – guns gripped tight
Supreme Leader waves with glee

WHAT’LL WE DO !!
WHAT’LL WE DO !!
Their missiles are aimed this way
Hear them fly
Rickety – Rackety
Long range rockets on standby

They’re not the type to fall or faint
The outside world is weird and quaint
Only shown what’s not and what ain’t
They’ll one day give us an awful fright

WHAT A SIGHT !!
WHAT A SIGHT !!
If Trump has his way
We’ll chase them away
Nuke ’em today
These red armies on parade

Red armies on parade…
Red armies on parade…
Red armies on parade…
(fade to inevitable ending)

BOOM !!
NO-ONE SURVIVES !!

entryimage HA !! HA !!

(based on Pink Elephants on Parade
from the movie Dumbo !!)

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